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pants: pooped 1
pants: pooped 2

pants: pooped

$26.67

for when it happens and everyone can tell. foam trucker. mesh back. says "pants: pooped" on it. that's it wear it to the gym. wear it to thanksgiving. wear it to your own intervention. machine wash cold. apologize in person.

ships in 7–14 days
all sales are final. you won't want to return this shit.

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reviews

got punched at chipotle. worth it.

kyle, 19

my therapist mentioned the hat unprompted.

marissa

the hat works. i do not.

anonymous

started a fight in the comments. five stars.

trevor

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