i just... sharted
$26.67
the hat announces it so you don't have to. foam trucker. mesh back. says "i just sharted" on it. plausible deniability: revoked. wear it to the office. wear it to brunch. wear it the next time someone asks how you're doing. walk slow. walk careful. do not sit down.
ships in 7–14 days
all sales are final. you won't want to return this shit.
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reviews
brutally honest branding. respect.
— jake
wore it to cava. felt seen by a girl worker.
— matthew
had an incident on the plane wearing this. pilot had to turn back.
— luke
people give me space in public now. incredible feature.
— brad
